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"Ah! Cameron!"
"Gramps!"
"Ah, Cameron, here, sit by the fire, I have a story to tell!"
"Okay, gramps, lay it on me!"
"This town is very old, you see, and a long time ago, one day, suddenly, there were fireworks in the very center of the town"
"…And?"
"The fireworks were going off, repeatedly, for hours and hours!
The townspeople did not think the fireworks would ever stop, and they were right! Sleepless nights, restless days, the fireworks stopped everything!
But eventually…
The townspeople got used to them
So used to them they didn't even really agknowledge their existence!
The fireworks weren't causing problems to the atmosphere or anything.
But in the end, everybody ignored the fireworks, whether they liked it or not!
One day, the fireworks stopped. But nobody noticed.
Moral of the sto-"
"Gramps, there's a big plot hole in this story"
"Well it's a true story!"
"Yeah, but how did you or anyone know the fireworks even disappeared?"
"Well, uh, hmm, y-you can go out and play, I will- I have to go now!"
And off he went.
Cameron later decided to try to find these fireworks.
He searched around the central building, and out popped his grandpa
"Son! Please go back home"
"Gramps, do you think those fireworks are around here somewhere?"
"Y-No, son, go back home"
"Grampa, these fireworks, they just have to be around here, if they aren't, I know they are still going off!"
"Please, son, please!"
"Gramps, why do you not want me to find these fireworks?"
"Son, the fireworks… they arent real!"
He said with a strange face.
"It's always been easy to tell when you lie, gramps."
"Oh son…"
…
"Son, if you want to find those fireworks then go ahead, but I warned you, okay?"
15 minutes pass.
Cameron didn't find any fireworks. Not even a fuse, or an explosive!
"Wait, if i blank my mind, I can tell if the fireworks even exist!"
So he closed his eyes and lost himself in his own thoughts.
He thought.
He thought about the universe.
What if the universe was just a bunch of drop-down boxes?
What if I could explore the universe by order of possession?
What's beyond an atom?
Where are these thoughts coming from?
Oh yeah, that one game i pla-
FSSHHHEEOOOOWWW, BOOM, CRKCKRCKRCKRCRK.
"Oh yes! Fireworks!"
Cameron ran around screaming.
He wanted to let everyone know that these fireworks were a thing.
And he successfully did.
Later that day a search party was called to find the fireworks.
But then cameron realized something
The fireworks did not bother him.
Or anyone.
Infact, they were nice.
He wanted to keep them.
But the rest of the town thought they wanted them gone!
"Gramps! You were right!"
"Ah, I knew it"
"Gramps, let's convince these people not to find those fireworks!"
"But why? How will we sleep? They are very annoying!"
"Are they?"
Gramps pondered it for a bit.
"No, no they aren't!"
"Lets get to that search party!"
A search party was made to find the search party.
It took some hefty convincing.
In the end the fireworks remained.
And they still remain.
And they are still firing.
Every second, minute, hour, day, week, month, all filled with wondrous color
And to think an entire town could ignore it.
Alright, META TIME!
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From: teN.teNrednaW|reggiD#teN.teNrednaW|reggiD
To: 4O77SZ@___.WHY
Hello!
Yes, I had to use the per intended recipient email, but that's mainly because I forgot your email address.
Anyways, I am one of the contestants in the end of all realities battle to the death, where the strongest being that had ever existed in a headcanon is plucked from their existence and put into the ring!
In case you don't know the rules I will tell you them.
Basically, the ring is the only universe in the multiverse not controlled by the interpretation of someone else's universe. It is an infinite plane where all of the strongest beings of each and every universe (whose master that agrees) will battle to the death!
The winner gets a nice surprise too, their reality gets a second chance after humanity ends.
In short, the entities have to
1: Be the strongest that qualifies
2: Be able to restore life on earth
3: Not be bound by the rules of its own universe. IE if its a god that exist because of the physical laws of the universe, then it will not exist in the ring.
I have emailed you to invite your universe to this very event!
Don't bother emailing back, we already know your answer is yes.
Oh, me?
Well, in the headcanon I live in, the ring is not very well known. I guess I was the strongest being. I'm just a kid with these ultimate claws. They seem to force themselves to whatever is 3 inches from my knuckles, if I drive them through a material, instead of it blocking me from moving my hand, it just sort of acts like it has infinite force. I don't even feel their weight. Reality bends when I touch them together. I guess that if i win, i would revive humanity with the precision these claws have. But then again I might just be able to read up in the library on how create life. Maybe it has the tools necessary to keep bacteria alive. Who knows.
Bye!
Im a programmer, so heres a programming thing
--Etry #1
--Today I etered the library for the secod time.
--It still marvels me.
--Aywho, 1 of those 'docets' as I am told was takig away this computer
--I did't eve kow this library had computers.
--Apparetly it was broke, I was a idiot and asked the docet what was wrog with it
--He, or she, or it, I do't kow, poited at the key betwee B ad M. I figured out it was the oly key that did ot work.
--Entry #2
--I fixed the N key, found a power source next to an ethernet cable plug, brought an ethernet cable from home
--Now i have a working computer
--This thing is remarkable, I wrote up a few lua programs, and they all computed instantly.
--So naturally I did a test.
--This thing is a freaking BEAST
--I cracked it open, it has a weird chip with an infinity sign scribbled onto it.
--I guess that's what runs this thing.
--Entry #3
--Jesus christ.
--How has this got so many calculations per sec?
--I calculated every single 7 letter word
--Made it count the first 100,000 digits of pi
--And got it to play TF2 at its highest settings
--It didn't even flinch
--What IS this computer?
--Entry #4
--One of the docents happened to be passing by
--I asked them if the computers could compute infinite calculations per second
--They nodded 'yes'
--I tested this
--I made the computer:
--Calculate digits of pi
--Then for each 100,000th digit
--Calculate one possible chess game
--Then once it calculated every single chess game possible, start over and
--Calculate the next prime within graham's number
--Then when finished, just say done
--...
--It said done the second I pushed the button
--Entry #5
--Im making a game where you essentially wander the library
--Since this computer seems to have infinite thinkpower, i'm just going to plug in a simulation of the big bang
--Then select the library
--Entry #6
--Alright, it seems to work.
--After 20 days, it works.
--Ive been playing around with it
--The camera just floats and the controls are a bit wonky
--But honestly who gives a crap?
--Entry #7
--Im gonna try to plug in computer controls to conscience intent.
--Basically choose any random decisions
--Entry #8
--I just spent the entire day optimizing my code.
--Im an idiot.
--Entry #9
--So, I've hooked up the dialect of english to the decision making thingamajig
--I feel this thing should be ready tomorrow.
--Entry #10
--I am such an idiot.
--So I was about to test out the conscience decision making matrix on one of the docents that was right next to me
--I asked him if it was OK if i did that.
--In real life.
--So i entered him, and was surprised he was moving ingame but not in real life
--Well DUH.
--I didn't hook this thing up to reality did i?
--I feel like an idiot.
--At least I know i'm not a part of a computer simulation.
--Entry #11
--I decided to run two simulations of the game.
--One in which I stepped a guy to the right
--And one in which i stepped that guy to the left
--I panned out and watched the universe change between both of them with my new fast forward feature.
--In one of them some guy took out like seven books and left the library, becoming the first rule breaker not to be caught
--The second one had like 8 docents plan a strategy to escape to their old forms by holding one of the main librarians hostage
--Huh.
--Universe wasn't drastically changed.
--I guess the butterfly effect is bull.
--Entry #12
--Oh god.
--Im putting this into code so those f'ing docents can't figure it out.
--I don't know who the hell could read this
--But if you are, thanks.
--And if you can figure out what the hell this means, thanks a billion.
--Its in lua
alphabet = "abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz ,'"
translatedalphabet = "wxyzabcdefghijklmnopqrstuv ,'"
translatedalphabet = string.upper(translatedalphabet)
t={}
str=alphabet
str:gsub(".",function(c) table.insert(t,c) end)
a={}
str=translatedalphabet
str:gsub(".",function(c) table.insert(a,c) end)
convert = "PKZWU E B'AZ QL, E WYYEZAJPEWHHU HEOPAJAZ PK OKIA OAYNAPO E SWO JKP OQLLKOAZ PK HEOPAJ PK. EI KQPPW DANA"
for i = 1, 29 do
converted = string.gsub(convert, a[i], t[i])
convert = converted
end
print(convert)
The perpetrator was forgetful enough to leave behind the computer as well as the simulation. Surveillance using the program was planned, however the N key on the keyboard was found to not be functional, drastically halting progress.
Excessive library surveillance has determined that the unknown programmer has not entered the library since the day they exited the library. The docents mentioned in the log above have confirmed the perpetrator was a young Caucasian male with blue eyes, brown hair, and a distinctive birthmark resembling a pair of parenthesis. If you find anyone matching this description, can fix the N key on a computer, or want more information please call the number 731 «8± ÷Þ94
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