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Ben Shapiro: Hello….Gang….How…Are…You…All…Today….? I….Have….Fellow….Left….Wing….Commentator….Steven….Crowder….With….Me…Today….To….Discuss….Some….Important….News.

Steven Crowder: That's right. If you've been following the news, you've probably been noticing something rather good for us liberals! The polls. The polls, which, of course, are always correct, are showing that Democratic Presidential candidate Donald Biden is far in the lead!

Ben Shapiro: That's….Right….Steven. I….Was….Talking….To….My….Wife….The….Other….Day….Who….Is….Not….A….Doctor….And….She….Said….That….Many….Conservatives….Have….Been….Going….To….Right….Wing….Social….Media….Platforms….Such….As….Twitter….To….Complain….About….The….Polls.

Steven Crowder: That's what's so stupid about republicans! They cry and complain whenever they're hit with reality! They think with their feelings! I personally don't see how they could've ever thought that Sleepy Trump could possibly win! I mean, Joe Trump has been doing nothing for YEARS now! He's just been hiding in his attic, rubbing children's shoulders!

Ben Shapiro: Exactly….Steven….Joe….Trump….Will….Not….Save….America. Donald….Biden…20….20.

Steven Crowder: I second that. Now, onto the next order of business. J.K. Rowling's newest book seems to have caught the attention of many republican snowflakes, who are calling her book 'Cisphobic' and' dehumanizing.'

Ben Shapiro: My….God….Gang….Why….The….Hell….Are….Republicans….So….Fragile….?

Steven Crowder: Wish I knew, Ben.

Ben Shapiro: Well….Folks….That's….All….The….Time….We….Have….For….Today.

Steven Crowder: See you, guys. Don't forget to tune into my next "Don't Change My Mind" about why communism is good!

Ben Shapiro: I….Know….I'll….Tune….In. Later….Folks. And….Remember….I'm….Jewish.

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