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Quincy Magnolia Bainbridge graduated from college on the nineteenth of May and died six days later in a tragic seven-car pileup on Highway 79 that claimed the lives of twelve other people. None of the other twelve people had any particular importance in the grand scheme of things, as should be obvious by the fact that they died in a car accident and not the mutual destruction of a terrifying beast or a self-sacrificing act of desperation to avoid a world-ending calamity. Quincy Magnolia Bainbridge, by virtue of her vaguely interesting name, did not reach the staggering levels of irrelevance achieved by her twelve other comrades-in-death.

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