A cave somewhere in Ireland there is a crystal about a few hundred miles deep it glows green if you touch it you have a 50% chance of catching this virus victims of the doge virus have a urge to post hundreds of doge memes which can spread it at a 25% chance of catching it if you look at the meme for over 5 seconds after 50 days of posting doge memes they will go outside on a violent zombie like rampage biting scratching and barking if you get bitten scratched or hear the bark its over after 10 days you will have it no ecpetions. after the outburst witch will last one day they will drop dead
although they are medically dead after 1 week they will get back up and walk to the nearest dog to pet them after which they will drop dead again the dog no matter which breed will become a shiba inu and start to spread it by just visual contact.
there are two cures DEATH or dank memes.
quote from an outbreak survive "hundreds of thousands of memes i couldn't go online the whole town was filled with them I hid until the military burned everything but i stayed hidden."
the government has classified all information of it to the point where only the president knows about it. this document to whomever finds it is very important for the public to know.
THE S.C.P. foundation has taken the crystal into their custody but still it is heavily classified.
TO anyone whom this document finds please share the truth
April 19 2015
THE original guy is dead he was killed im his brother the government plans to use it as a bio weapon please find this file ITS URGENT THAT PEOPLE KNOW POST IT ONLINE I THINK IM BEING WATCHED THEY KNOW.
DECEMBER 1 2025
I found this file on November 13 3056 i believe that this is a dangerous file to have in my grasp so anyone els who finds this understand why i hid it again instead of making it public i dont want to die.
we found this file in the ruins of earth running from a strange virus that spread though the station people acted like dogs i heard a lot of barking but there was no dogs on board im lucky to find this at least i know whats goinf to happen to me please make this public and i found this file on
OCTOBER 28 3558
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