Hey you. Yeah you. I know that you're reading this right now.
It's okay, I don't mind. I'm actually glad you're hear, now I can give you some knowledge to take away with you.
But first, have you ever had one of those dreams that's absolutely fucked?
You know the type, where your sister gets kidnapped and you get all upset, even though you don't have a sister.
Yeah, those aren't great, but have you ever thought that you actually might have a sister, but she only exists in your dreams?
That's why she's upset in your dreams, because you're nowhere to be found half the time. Your dream family can't find you, and they're worried sick.
But what can you do? Sleep forever?
Now, that's not really an option, you're bound to wake up at some point, and if you don't, I'm pretty sure that's bad for your health.
Holy crap, this'd make a good tale. Anyway, I forget how this links to my advice for you, so I'm just going to say it.
Always remember to floss.
"We shall see that at which dogs howl in the dark, and that at which cats prick up their ears after midnight."
—H. P. Lovecraft
"The trust of the innocent is the liar's most useful tool."
“Man is the cruelest animal.”
― Friedrich Nietzsche
“Animals don't behave like men,' he said. 'If they have to fight, they fight; and if they have to kill they kill. But they don't sit down and set their wits to work to devise ways of spoiling other creatures' lives and hurting them. They have dignity and animality.”
― Richard Adams
"And Darkness and Decay and the Red Death held illimitable dominion over all."
— Edgar Allen Poe
"Hemmingway once wrote: 'The world is a fine place, and worth fighting for.' I agree with the second part."
— Morgan Freeman
"Pain or damage don't end the world, or despair or fucking beatings. The world ends when you're dead. Until then you got more punishment in store. So stand it like a man- And give some back."
— Ian McShane
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