Fish Salad Enby
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Look, I don't know who the fuck is ever gonna see this, but… oh… fuck.
Okay, calm down. I'll be okay, I'll be okay…
My name is, err… my name is Sam Wittig. God fucking damn it, is this thing even on!? Okay… okay. Deep breaths.
I don't know where the fuck I am. Or, uh, wherever the fuck the Anvil wound up. We were heading back from the…
Fuck, man. I can't even remember anymore. Point is, we were warming up the FTL drives and we saw this… thing. Like a massive creature, or… a massive man, carrying a big-ass bag. I don't know what the fuck it was, but it was huge. The size of a fucking star. Of all the years I've been working on this god-forsaken ship, I've never seen anything this fucking weird, or big, or… god, I don't fucking know!
We started to go towards it. I don't fucking know why. We were idiots for even thinking that was a good idea, and now we're here! Where the fuck are we!? Oh… fuck. Just… calm down, it'll be okay.
It was like some sort of… tingly feeling went down the back of my spine, like when you bump your head and your spinal cord doesn't like it. Everything went a sort of… pinkish gray, I felt like I was about to pass out or I was on drugs or something. I don't fucking know. When I came back to my senses, I wasn't on the bridge. I think… well, it's hard to say, but I think I'm in a Voidtight Compartment. The Anvil has them all around the ship, I guess they're supposed to help with a hull breach or something. It's fucking dark in here and I feel woozy, I… uh, I put my oxygen mask on so I think I'll be fine if I run out of air but… I don't know what the fuck happened. There's no fucking signal on my PDA, its really fucking cold, and even when I pull out my PDA, it's dark in here. Like, way darker than it should be. I just don't fucking know why I'm here, or why it's so dark, or… oh, god, why… whyyyy!

Okay. It's been… eh, some… some time. I think I've calmed down a bit. I think.
NOT DONE

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