To whom it may apply,
Hello, I am a Traveler of lost and forgotten ideas and thoughts. I have acquired a piece of magic or advanced technology to let me travel to worlds that diverged from one another at some point in their histories. I will explain the used car lot later but first I need to explain how I got it.
About five years ago, I was a door to door used waffle griddle sales man, which was a very common thing. I had sold too many brand new vacuums and was asked to leave after ten years of service and 3 years of waffle college. That day I went into town to get to the video rental store to get the latest nature documentary on dodos before they were all taken. There was a man sitting on the corner of the shopping complex rambling something about trying to get service for what looked it was a fancy calculator. The man had a strange costume like he was a soldier or something.
The man grabbed me and shouted I should get him back to the car lot.
“Excuse me sir, I rather not know who you are”,I said.
“But Fred, It’s me, where have you been, where is your uniform……..wait your the other him”, he let me go and started running around the corner.
“ How did you know my name.” I ran after him.
I am so sorry to cut this short, but in this current world, people like to do this thing called sleep, I hope it does not become a thing.
-Fred Traveler