Ms. Holly's Tales Of Wonders And Horrors

John Harland is having a great day. He got his paycheck, he paid his rent, he paid his bills. John Harland is a free man today, without a sense of dread of eviction, without fear of not having food in his fridge. He was delighted. Smiling as he sat on his favorite chair, and reached for a book, John heard a whistle, and a gust of air going past him. He shook this off. Gust of air always happens. And so does whistles. Nothing was going to stop him from feeling great today.

HEAT SINK DEPLOYED. RECALIBRATING.

John Harland went to his kitchen, to grab a snack and make himself a cup of warm tea. Coffee is for when he's knee-deep in things, but not today. He's as light as a feather, on cloud nine. He took himself a plate of biscuit, and poured himself a warm cup of tea. The heat of the drink soothes his soul. He took a bite of the sweet biscuit, and went on to read more of his selected book. John Harland is happy. More delighted than his usual gloom. Going for another sip of tea, a gust of wind blew on him. It shook the cup a little, spilling a little bit of the warm tea. But that's not going to stop him from feeling great today. Today, John Harland is having a great day.

GYROSCOPIC RECALIBRATOR DEPLOYED. RECALIBRATING.

John Harland went outside to his yard. He grabbed a hose, and turned the water on. He was watering the plants, and he was happy. He watered the plants until they looked fresh, and turned off the water. He stood outside for a while, soaking in the warm and friendly sun. He was ecstatic to feel the comforting warmth enveloping his skin. He had not felt this great in a long time. All those time sitting at his work, typing mundane things on the computer. He took a deep breath of the fresh air, and exhaled gladly, with a renewed sense of vigor. As he went to store the hose, a gust of wind went past him, and a beautiful flower fell off its stalk. But he did not mind. Nothing was going to stop him from feeling great today.

TARGET LOCKED. RECALIBRATING.

John Harland went inside again, to sit on his chair, and to finish his book. He opened the door, and closed it behind him. He walked, gleefully, to his favorite chair, and took a seat on the soft leather. Reaching for his book, John Harland was distracted as he caught a glimpse of a bright glint from his window. He was curious. Why is this glint here during this great day, he thought. He went to the window, and stood in front of it. He looked for that glint everywhere, neighbors to neighbors yet to no avail. He felt bad, but that's not going to stop him from feeling great today. Today, John Harland is having a great day. But before he could close his blinds shut, he felt that gust of wind again, but this time not anywhere near him. No, he felt it going through his head.

TARGET NEUTRALIZED. RECALIBRATING.

John Harland is now on the floor, a sad lump of hope and joy. He wanted to have a good day, but seems that everyone else doesn't want him to. Why, are they jealous? Why are they jealous of him? He was just trying to have a great day. Blood pooled where his head used to be, his cup of tea shattered on the floor. Figures surrounded his house, scurrying around, fixing everything that doesn't seem right. They replaced the shot flower, threw away the broken cup, replaced the shattered window and broken blinds, and before one could tell something wasn't right, everything was already in order. One figure dragged the now lifeless body of John Harland away, putting him in a black body bag. They zipped him away, and now his house was empty. But that's not going to stop him from having a great day. Today, John Harland is having a great day, and nothing is going to stop him, ever.


"Boss, you sure this guy is dead?" asked Agent-022, "I coulda sworn I saw his foot wiggled a second ago."

"Don't be such a paranoid," replied Agent-020, "you saw that shot go through his head. Do you even see his head now? It's a mulch."

The agent squirmed at his superior's response. He wasn't disgusted over the fact that the man was shot, he was disgusted because of how many times they had to repeat the same procedure over and over again for the past few months to neutralize the guy. Tougher than a damn cockroach, he thought to himself. This man, known only as John Harland, was designated as SOC-442 a few months ago after the resurgence of the Clockwork Lord, also known as SOC-1921. He was amongst the less hostile one, but considering what the rest of the Clockwork Lord's legions of anomalous subjects can do, it's best to expect the worst so they could prepare the best.

"Well, least he's dead now." said Agent-025.

"It's all fun and games until he wakes the fuck back up." said Agent-024.

"Shut your damn mouth, Mark." Agent-020 scoffed.

John Harland is sad, disappointed, and let down. Three times they surgically assassinated him, three times he came back. Four times they lethally sabotaged his home appliances, four times he came back. Five time they shot him, the fifth one brought him inside this van. And now he's cold, dead inside a body bag. Knowing the road ahead was clear, all the personnel inside the van rest as easy as their job would let them. But John Harland was supposed to have a good day today, and he's not going to stop until he gets his day.

At some point, the driver passed out without a clear reason. He leaned to the side, his hands turning the steering wheel sharply to the right. The van took a sharp swerve, and in turn caused it to flip multiple times on the road. The agents inside the van was thrown all over, but the secured body bag stayed in its place. The van crashed into three cars that was in front of it, causing a pile up. When the van flipped onto its roof on one of the car, most of the agents inside the van were badly injured, some already dead from their neck being snapped like a twig.

Agent-022 woke to a bloody nightmare, with some of his friends somehow had got themselves shot with their own guns, some stabbed by their own knives. He remembered everyone putting loose equipment inside a locked gear box in the trunk, and securing their guns' safety switch moments before they got in the van. How did the switch flipped over, and how did their knives got here? He tried to stand up, but a sharp pain shot up from his broken and mangled legs, preventing him from moving. Agent-020 woke up moments later with minor scratches. But not without a substantial amount of pain to accompany him. He forced the back door of the van open, and dragged the impaired Agent-022 out. Not a second later, the van caught on fire, as one of the fuel line must have been damaged from the crash. The two surviving agents watched as the fire engulfed the bodies of their teammates, together with the body of SOC-442.

But the two survivors soon watched in horror as, amidst the raging flame, a figure slowly crawled out of the van and onto the street. He had scraped off what was left his burnt clothes, and his missing head was back and charcoal black. His burnt flesh took form, and his hair grew. His burnt arms were solid charcoal. They were cracking and falling apart, only for him to grow a pair of new human arms. He was naked, but who cares? He had come back, with a renewed sense of vigor and joy. He had no mind for the dead bodies licked by the fire inside the van, all he cared was that he's now free to enjoy his day. He spotted the two men on the side of the road, trembling. He wasn't sure why, but they looked afraid. He waved his hand at them, and said:

"Nice day for a walk, yeah?"

The two men could only nod.


John Harland is out for a walk. He bought himself some clothes from a shop filled with oddly terrified customers. The children that were inside that store were crying, but he gave no mind to it. He got himself a nice shirt and a pair of nice trousers, and went to the park. He bought himself some chocolate wafer bars from a vending machine, one of his favorite snacks. He sat on a bench and watched the birds pecking on their grains. It was a good day at the park. Oh sure, the blaring sirens and the crackling fire weren't that nice, but who cares? John Harland certainly does not. He was sitting on a bench, and he was enjoying the air. He gave some seeds to the flock of pigeons in front of him, and he ate his snacks. Say all you want, John Harland is having a great day today, and no one is going to stop him.

That day, John Harland is having a great, wonderful day.

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