Chorizos Journey

Chorizo was just a boy when he found out he was special, the kids at his school they mocked him, just because he was EGGPLANT intolerant which was insulting to all the eggplants that attended his class. But he didn't care he used his gift to make a difference in the world.

It was June and Skyrim was in the tit-socks season, so everyone was readying there buckshot's
They shot Chorizos mom, chorizo fell on his knees he held his mother's dead body in his arms as he began to kick it into the cheerio box.

"Forgive me mother, for I am the father."

He turned to the angry hunters and antelopes, antelopes everywhere.

"The boy has saved us!!" cheered they. Each joyous hunter took the barrel of their guns and stuck it in there mouths, they danced like this for 8 hours.

Chorizo next went to his father's house. His father was pizza Chorizo loved pizza. But Chorizos dad did not like pizza.

"Hello, chorizo did you like the sky today?"

"Yes." Chorizo said.

"GO FUCK YOUR SELF CHORIZO!! YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIeeeeT!!" his father died.

"Ok."

Chorizo went to the barn and got lost in the dessert he traveled 30 miles to a nearby cactus. The owl and her chicks slept peacefully in their nest he gently removed the mother from her chicks and bit her head off. He spat it out respectfully then shoved her body back into her nest with the chicks, swinging a bat he beat the entrance and cactus serenely until it was flat.

Chorizo looked down at the chicks with longing.

"Thank you we are free!!" the chicks chirped gratefully together,"We are pleased with your deeds!"

Chorizo began to wee himself a tad bit. It felt like the ocean spray against his face, like a breeze in a field of wheat.

Chorizo began to die but then he began to live 3 hours ago. It was like dying, going to the bathroom, in his bowl he saw a net of galaxies and novas, then he flushed and all returned to the bus stop.

And so chorizo had used his girth expanding up the jelly bean at a breakneck pace.

"I have come seeking your guidance, my love."

WHOOOOOOOO a nice pair of antlers popped into his view from the air.

"Oh yeah that is SEXY!!" chorizo did 5 figure 8s in the pond at the park."Take it off for me baby."

"I sometimes wonder what like in a peaceful kingdom is like." said the antlers."I hate children" she shat.

THE END

"They eat babies."

THE END

Amanda was an ordinary girl who wasn't an ordinary girl her period flow was like the oceans turning
to gold.

"Amanda I love you and want to be with you," said Mr. Michael Jackson, her 80-year-old teacher.

Amanda, the name of the ancient tribe of Indians came over and said,"This medicine can cause birth defects. Your baby could also become dependent on the drug. This can cause life-threatening withdrawal symptoms in the baby after it is born. Babies born dependent on habit-forming medicine may need medical treatment for several weeks. Tell your doctor if you are pregnant or plan to become pregnant. Use effective birth control to prevent pregnancy while you are taking Xanax."

Amanda did a backflip all the smurfs in her village threw eggs at her lovingly. She clenched her gummy vitamins, she took the whole bottle, Now she will forever be known as "Piss Sheets."

Piss sheets climbed to the top on Mount Everest,"I am the great flamingo my knowledge is profound?" asked the ancient booby.

"I'll have a 10 piece McNuggets, with BBQ sauce and no maple syrup."

The ancient ostrich twerked it's tail feathers in the direction of the nearest Automax. ''Piss sheets''

lived once more than died and became alive.

"greeting I am from not mars," said Mr.Truman. Ms. Kat slapped mr.truman."RA RA RASPUTIN LOVER OF THE RUSSIAN QUEEN THERE WAS A CAT THAT REALLY WAS GONE!!" she ran to the high way and robbed a school bus giving the bus driver a NICE flower.

Piss sheets and Batman watched the Challenger disaster on blue ray. "One day this will save Gotham." BATman ejaculated!!! Before eating the Joker.

Everyone wanted to live there lives, some wanted to wear there wives, Some liked guys.

Penny was one of few people who didn't like any of this, she was a Wal-Mart manager, she FUCKING hated cue tips. One day a cue tip ate her dog, she very much enjoyed that but didn't know why the dog didn't. It looked like fun.

"Mother may I go to school?'' asked young penny.

"Why?''

Young penny shot her mother," because I want to die."

"Oh! jolly good show!!"

Penny went to hell and never came back.

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