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Never Finished - A Thick File Labeled "The Church of Receiving- Investigation"

A Thick File Labeled "The Church of Receiving- Investigation"

Hey.
In this file is my personal, somewhat organised collection of various documents, notes and findings related to the group known as "The Church of Receiving". Frankly, at the time of writing, I have no idea what I'm going to do with it all, but I did go all the way down this rabbit hole and I'd be damned if I didn't document it properly.
Enjoy. You're welcome.
-A Wanderer^{who really needs to get some sleep}

#01 - Introductionary Brochure

What: A short brochure serving as an introduction to "The Church of Receiving" and its basic workings. Written with clear intentions of convincing the reader to join the organisation. Later pages contain basic information on prayers and rituals (all of which are to be performed in the presence of a "licensed priest"), potential rewards, and locations of woship. Does not detail the The Church's history or inner structure.
Context: Ah, yes. The original thing that sent me on this downward spiral. Found it among books on fishkeeping and got a bit intrigued. It was only when the Archivists proved challenging to work with (and related documents challenging to seek out) that I slowly turned obsessed.
I just wanted to know what to feed my timberfish, man.^{wood chips and amber, by the way.}

Hey there, friend!

Are you aware that GODS and DEITIES not only EXIST, but that they get THEIR power from YOUR worship?

That's right! EACH time you PERFORM a RITUAL or PRAY to your higher power of choice, you give THEM a small bit of power to spend HOWEVER they like!

I can practically hear you say "Wait, that's not FAIR! How come I only GIVE, and never RECEIVE? Where's the REWARD for my LOYALTY?"

Well friend, let ME introduce YOU to a religion that isn't afraid to GIVE BACK:

The Church of Receiving!

With us, the contributions of each follower are RECORDED and TRACKED using the FAIR and OBJECTIVE point system. Once you earn enough points, pick WHATEVER you like from the catalogue of BLESSINGS and MIRACLES and you SHALL receive! NO funny business, NO strings attached. Just your OWN hard work and a deity that CARES.

Interested? Turn the page to learn how to get started. A world of opportunity awaits!

_{Participation in scheme does not guarantee performing of workings equal in power to power given. The Church of Receiving retains all rights over offered incentives and participants' score tallies.}

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