SCP-7000
OBJECT CLASS: EUCLID SAFE1
SPECIAL CONTAINMENT PROCEDURES:
SCP-7000 is to be kept in a secure locker at Site-██ and can be accessed via authorization of any class 4 personnel, as long as the requesting party has been properly inoculated against the Barringham-Blu memetic hazard. SCP-7000 is not to be exposed to human or Capra aegagrus hircus (domesticated goat) blood under any circumstances, at risk of containment breach of SCP-7000-1 or SCP-7000-2.
DESCRIPTION
SCP-7000 is the title given to a hard- cover book measuring ~12cm(5in) thick, ~23cm(9in) high, and ~15cm(6in) wide, titled "Guide to Advanced Alchemy and Thaumaturgy", by an unknown author. However, SCP 7000 has a memetic hazard on the introduction page, prior to discovery of this, two personnel died from viewing said memetic hazard. Scp has ~9000 pages, however several of these pages include incorrect information, or are impossible to attempt due to impossibly hard to obtain items required.
ADDENDUM 7000-1
Note from Containment Specialist Kondry:
"Why was this classified as euclid? You stick it in a locker, bing, bam, boom, it stays there.